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Two children, ages two and four.
Male shows great talent for drawing, female appreciates fine food.
Be aware that these children do not respond to spankings, time outs, yelling, whispering, ear yanking, 1-2-3 Magic, Love and Logic, or lectures.
Serious inquiries only. Call 800-MY-KIDS-HAVE-WON.
16 Comments:
Oh! You poor thing! And your poor cake! Wish I could say something to help, but there's nothing I can do but suggest that you continue reading my blog to see what my own offspring does to torture me (once she finally GETS here, I mean) - it seems that's what they're here for. *HUGS!*
Oh My. That's what I say when my kids pull something like that. Hang in there girl - have another orange slushy!
Stacey, if it makes you feel any better, I got a hell of a laugh out of your unfortunate events! I wish I could compare my children to yours, but mine are just angels. Aw, hell. Who am I kidding? I don't have kids!
OH. MY. GOODNESS! I MEAN OH..MY..GOODNESS. What more can I say? jean 1
Is that the cake for the crop tomorrow?
You are giving me reasons to be happy that I don't have kids of my very own.
Mrs. S - I KNEW that one would hurt you. ;)
SJ - MANY orange slushies.
Carrie - your day is coming, my friend.
Jean 1 - tell me about it
Donna - they are still alive thanks to their daddy, I am in the middle of a nervous breakdown but still alive
anonymous - oh, yes...that's the cake for tomorrow's crop. I am re-baking as we speak. Grrrrrrrr!
Oh. My. God. This is my first visit to your blog (through Sily Hily), and again... Oh. My. God.
The cake, well... okay. It's cake and it was likely delicious. And that I can understand. Good cake is hard to come by.
But the crayons???!!! AGH!!!!!
Dude...two words...Magic Eraser. And, bless you for remaking the cake for the crop...you are appreciated more than you know.
Ok, I know it will be my turn soon, but I'm afraid those dots of missing icing are hysterical. I looks like a cat tiptoed across the cake. And the icing was pink! How did you expect her to stay away from it!
Talk about pictures worth a thousand words (some of them foul, I'm sure.) You poor thing.
Oops, I am sorry to laugh but your post makes me giggle. You have a special talent for relaying the misadventures of your children.
This too shall pass...really.
I forgot to tell you that I have added your link to my page! Yeah for me - I did it by myself!
stacey, it looks like a cat walked on that cake.
by the way, i am going to try your orange slushy recipe. with the alcohol. try it with some mango or pineapple rum!
I'm with cpa mom and kyndal - MAGIC ERASER. It really is magic, have several of them in my house. You will be amazed at what they get rid of.
They haven't gotten rid of the kids yet, so I can't help you there.
rachel- "but they haven't gotten rid of the kids yet..." ROFL!!! I can dream, I guess.
OH NO!!!!
Thank goodness I haven't had to deal with the coloring of the walls yet.
So, what did you do to punish them?
And the cake?
Bless your little heart.
Will be back soon enough to read the rest but you know I had to come see the post with the picture evidence.
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