After reading CPA Mom's latest blog entry today, it got me thinking about bumper stickers.
I love them, my husband detests them. I currently have two smallish ones that I snuck onto the rear window before he could protest.
One reads "It's a Buffett thing...you wouldn't understand", which replaced my old "Buffett for President" sticker. Ah, our love for Jimmy Buffett shall never end.
The other is a small MSTA (Missouri State Teacher's Association) sticker, just to let everyone know that I am (was?) a teacher, which I consider to be a very proud profession to be a part of.
But I really like getting a rise out of people, and what better time to accomplish that than while in the relative safety of your car, and while you can't actually be confronted with more than a honk?
So this afternoon, I spent a few minutes perusing a bumper sticker website and found a few I liked...
#1 - BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT '08 (or HILLARY '08)
#2 - Hillary TRIED To Warn Us About The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
#3 - Conservatives Think Alike. The Rest Of Us Are Liberal.
#4 - The Dixie Chicks Had It Right All Along
#5 - "I hope you leave here & walk out & say, 'What did he say?'" - George W. Bush (with photo)
#6 - "I do not need to explain why I say things. That's being president." - G.W. Bush (with photo)
#7 - I Voted My Moral Values: Pro-Environment, Pro-Peace, Pro-Education
#8 - Bush Family Values: Your rights begin at conception and end at birth.
#9 - "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - G.W. Bush (with photo)
#10 - Bush and Sons, Inc. (Formerly the United States of America)
#11 - Jesus told ME he's sick of people putting words in his mouth
#12 - How can you be both Pro-life AND Pro-war?
#13 - Where is Kenneth Starr when we need him?
#14 - George W. - All Hat, No Cattle
#15 - Make election day a national holiday!
#16 - LIBERAL means FREE (look it up!)
If you're interested, I ordered #16. Let the honking begin (remember, I do live in the midst of the Republican-voting-shotgun-toting-Bible Belt...I fear that in these parts, 'liberal 'may actually mean 'HONK - HONK - JACKASS!!!').
Do you have any bumper stickers on YOUR car? What do they say?
I love them, my husband detests them. I currently have two smallish ones that I snuck onto the rear window before he could protest.
One reads "It's a Buffett thing...you wouldn't understand", which replaced my old "Buffett for President" sticker. Ah, our love for Jimmy Buffett shall never end.
The other is a small MSTA (Missouri State Teacher's Association) sticker, just to let everyone know that I am (was?) a teacher, which I consider to be a very proud profession to be a part of.
But I really like getting a rise out of people, and what better time to accomplish that than while in the relative safety of your car, and while you can't actually be confronted with more than a honk?
So this afternoon, I spent a few minutes perusing a bumper sticker website and found a few I liked...
#1 - BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT '08 (or HILLARY '08)
#2 - Hillary TRIED To Warn Us About The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
#3 - Conservatives Think Alike. The Rest Of Us Are Liberal.
#4 - The Dixie Chicks Had It Right All Along
#5 - "I hope you leave here & walk out & say, 'What did he say?'" - George W. Bush (with photo)
#6 - "I do not need to explain why I say things. That's being president." - G.W. Bush (with photo)
#7 - I Voted My Moral Values: Pro-Environment, Pro-Peace, Pro-Education
#8 - Bush Family Values: Your rights begin at conception and end at birth.
#9 - "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - G.W. Bush (with photo)
#10 - Bush and Sons, Inc. (Formerly the United States of America)
#11 - Jesus told ME he's sick of people putting words in his mouth
#12 - How can you be both Pro-life AND Pro-war?
#13 - Where is Kenneth Starr when we need him?
#14 - George W. - All Hat, No Cattle
#15 - Make election day a national holiday!
#16 - LIBERAL means FREE (look it up!)
If you're interested, I ordered #16. Let the honking begin (remember, I do live in the midst of the Republican-voting-shotgun-toting-Bible Belt...I fear that in these parts, 'liberal 'may actually mean 'HONK - HONK - JACKASS!!!').
Do you have any bumper stickers on YOUR car? What do they say?
16 Comments:
I can't even drive, so this is completely out of my league. However I would be interested in the bumper sticker's equivilant for the stroller ;)
awesome!!
i love #8 - that one actually made me laugh out loud.
i need to get stickers for my car, although manny has insisted that we will not put them on there.
but what's he gonna do? get out there with alcohol and a razor blade and scrape it off? highly doubt it ;)
I don't have any but I like a lot of those. A LOT! And, you know I'm in the same region and yeah, people would hate me.
I just so happen to really look at one of th "W" stickers one time and instead of saying "The President" or "Still the President" under it, it said "The Moron." It was one of the best bumper stickers I've ever seen, esp for where we live. Most people would only see the "W" not what was said under it. Too funny!
I'm even deeper in the Bible Belt, but we shall overcome!
I liked all of those. The only bumper sticker I've ever owned was an Irish one for Sinn Fein.
Jason would crap himself if I ever put a bumper sticker on my car. LOL!
I love these though. Hilarious!
I love Barack Obama too! Obama in 08!
All hat, No cattle --- that cracked me up!!
I don't have any stickers on my car, just a ribbon magnet for breast cancer and one for Darfur, Sudan.
Looking SOOO forward to the elections. I wish we could pull it together and get the bastard out of there now...
Ahhh, I loved your post. Anything to make fun of that dumbass and his dumbass counterparts puts a smile on my face. Did you see the news where Nancy took control of the house? Great day!
Erica
Can't stand bumper stickers on my cars, but I do enjoy reading them. We have several around our house..."Fat people are harder to kidnap." and "Guster". The first one was our excuse for the way we were (hopefully past tense very soon) and the second is a band that we enjoy listening to. It is a fun summer band.
My husband won't let me put bumper stickers on the car but I'd like to sneak a Dave Matthews one on there someday when he isn't looking. :)
I enjoy reading others though...this one I saw the other day is so tasteless but it got a laugh out of me..."Riding My Ass? At Least Pull The Hairs." Yee-ikes.
Yes, yes--number eight is the best!
"I wonder if you could drive better with that cell phone shoved UP YOUR ASS???!!"
Margeritas comment is just a riot. I used to have a christian sticker on my car"My boss is a jewish carpenter". I had to take it off due to the fact that people in New Mexico can't drive worth a damn. I had a big problem with hand gestures and yelling "fuck you idiot" out my window.
i can't believe you actually tried the michael landon! i am soooo proud!
this is totally off topic, but when you have time do you think you could update the link you have to me in your link list? I'm not longer at Boringtales.blogspot.com
I'm not at moreboringtales.blogspot.com
I've deleted the original so it *should* be a dead link anyway unless someone's already snagged up the url!
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