Again, I am TOTALLY COMPUTER ILLITERATE. I want to type a caption beneath each photo, but I CANNOT FIGURE OUT HOW. So. Pay attention. I hope you can follow...get ready to scroll up and down, up and down.
Exhibit A: 5:00 p.m. No, we didn't know what it was either. Thus, the smelling. G informed us it was food for his animals. It had an alarming color and smelled, weirdly enough, GOOD. Our scientific breakdown, after much stirring and smelling: sidewalk chalk, leaves, grass, a rock, water, and possibly some chocolate milk and old poptart. MMMM!!
Exhibit B: 5:30 p.m. What the *$#& is that, you ask? My friends, it is the view from the stairs to underneath our deck. Upon close inspection (if you really want to do that) you can see an assortment of items my children have thrown under there, which have been there for an embarrassingly long time: an old colander, a plate, bubble wand, black banana peels, and several discarded diapers. AH - but it is now cleaned up, as I paid my son 25 cents to get the job done!
Exhibit C: 6:00 p.m. WHEEEEE! This is her 4th clothes change of the day. But...WHEEEEEE!
Exhibit D: 6:30 p.m. More WHEEEEE! But this time, with CREDIT CARDS. I LOVE how the toy companies believe in teaching 2 year olds how much FUN it is to spend your way into debt. A little out of control spending makes EVERYBODY happy. WHEEEEE!
Exhibit E: 7:00 p.m. I was trying to capture their adorable matching outfits (bare tummies, flannel sleep pants, and snow boots - or "The Bare Chested Lumberjack Look"), and show how much they LOVE each other. The joy, the sharing, the caring, the...nevermind. I have, instead, captured a headlock, screaming, and the pinching of bare flesh. Which is, unfortunately, a lot more realistic.
Exhibit A: 5:00 p.m. No, we didn't know what it was either. Thus, the smelling. G informed us it was food for his animals. It had an alarming color and smelled, weirdly enough, GOOD. Our scientific breakdown, after much stirring and smelling: sidewalk chalk, leaves, grass, a rock, water, and possibly some chocolate milk and old poptart. MMMM!!
Exhibit B: 5:30 p.m. What the *$#& is that, you ask? My friends, it is the view from the stairs to underneath our deck. Upon close inspection (if you really want to do that) you can see an assortment of items my children have thrown under there, which have been there for an embarrassingly long time: an old colander, a plate, bubble wand, black banana peels, and several discarded diapers. AH - but it is now cleaned up, as I paid my son 25 cents to get the job done!
Exhibit C: 6:00 p.m. WHEEEEE! This is her 4th clothes change of the day. But...WHEEEEEE!
Exhibit D: 6:30 p.m. More WHEEEEE! But this time, with CREDIT CARDS. I LOVE how the toy companies believe in teaching 2 year olds how much FUN it is to spend your way into debt. A little out of control spending makes EVERYBODY happy. WHEEEEE!
Exhibit E: 7:00 p.m. I was trying to capture their adorable matching outfits (bare tummies, flannel sleep pants, and snow boots - or "The Bare Chested Lumberjack Look"), and show how much they LOVE each other. The joy, the sharing, the caring, the...nevermind. I have, instead, captured a headlock, screaming, and the pinching of bare flesh. Which is, unfortunately, a lot more realistic.
2 Comments:
too cute!!
I'm going to do this one of these days...
I can still totally see the bare-chested lumberjack look. Honest!
Besides - pinching and headlocking or not - you've got cute kids and a cute hubs! You win, dude!
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