Weird things I've found in and around my house lately:
1. Plastic toy horse covered with two entire tubes of chapstick (cinnamon and strawberry!), which I at first thought had been burned and melted beyond recognition.
2. Toy cash register, when opened, stuffed with blue marshmallow Peeps.
3. Open bottle of Airborne (kinda like vitamin rich alka-seltzers) under L's crib...discovered when G brought us a half eaten one, declaring it "spicy".
4. The Pringles I thought I must have eaten without remembering...found behind the chair in G's room, all over the floor, where he and L had been feasting for days.
5. Gigantic wet spot on floor with toy animals in the middle of it, and to top it off, a large puddle of self tanning lotion. G was "giving his animals a bath". Hello, orange carpet.
6. Plastic Winnie the Pooh ball in basket of greenery on a bookshelf. So decorative!
7. Band-Aid placed neatly on the side of a floor vase.
8. Toy animals lined up inside my dryer.
9. My son going down the slide outside with a doll size baby carseat / carrier strapped to his back. He informed me he was a turtle.
10. Weird 2 year old girl standing in my backyard wearing boy's pajama pants, wifebeater tanktop, pink-jewel encrusted sunglasses, pigtails, and black patent leather shoes, yelling over the fence at the neighbor, "Hey, guy. HEY GUY! What you DOIN'???"
1. Plastic toy horse covered with two entire tubes of chapstick (cinnamon and strawberry!), which I at first thought had been burned and melted beyond recognition.
2. Toy cash register, when opened, stuffed with blue marshmallow Peeps.
3. Open bottle of Airborne (kinda like vitamin rich alka-seltzers) under L's crib...discovered when G brought us a half eaten one, declaring it "spicy".
4. The Pringles I thought I must have eaten without remembering...found behind the chair in G's room, all over the floor, where he and L had been feasting for days.
5. Gigantic wet spot on floor with toy animals in the middle of it, and to top it off, a large puddle of self tanning lotion. G was "giving his animals a bath". Hello, orange carpet.
6. Plastic Winnie the Pooh ball in basket of greenery on a bookshelf. So decorative!
7. Band-Aid placed neatly on the side of a floor vase.
8. Toy animals lined up inside my dryer.
9. My son going down the slide outside with a doll size baby carseat / carrier strapped to his back. He informed me he was a turtle.
10. Weird 2 year old girl standing in my backyard wearing boy's pajama pants, wifebeater tanktop, pink-jewel encrusted sunglasses, pigtails, and black patent leather shoes, yelling over the fence at the neighbor, "Hey, guy. HEY GUY! What you DOIN'???"
1 Comments:
ha! that's the hardest i've laughed all day!
don't mind me, just snooping through your archives :)
love your blog! you're getting linked!
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