I am a notorious snooper. Medicine cabinets, kitchen drawers, other people's photo albums, my husband's wallet, and ten years from now, probably under my children's mattresses.
So you know I was delighted when I found out I could track the visits to my blog site (it's the 'Addfreestats' thing that blinks at the bottom of the left column on my blog). Snooping heaven!
But lo, have no fear, it's pretty confusing to interpret the results, so if you're visiting my blog 49 times a day, I probably don't know who you are. So stalk away. And, if you are a friend who SAYS you're reading my blog, just to make me STOP saying "READ MY BLAWWWWG!", it's ok. I can't tell who's who on the damn thing.
But, one fun thing I HAVE discovered I can do with my "Traffic Tracker" is to see which "Google Searches" have led people to my site. And if you're one of those people that found me through one of these searches...I don't care HOW you found me...keep reading!!!! 'Cause nothing makes me tingle with excitement like finding new comments on my BLAWWWWWG!
So, here they are, the Google Searches, for YOUR snooping pleasure!
"crazy baby stories" (Yeah, we've got those. You've come to the right place.)
"soft messy poop" (That too, unfortunately)
"mom of wild kids" (Must be my kindred spirit)
"keeps taking her diaper off"
"4 year old in diapers"
"quiet table"
"poop in plastic pants"
"solutions for soft messy poop"
"toddlers + candy + suckers + choking"
"silent UTI"
"soft messy poop" (Yes, AGAIN.)
"CRAZY MAMA" (You can only IMAGINE the OTHER sites that came up with that search)
"family dinner cartoons"
"don't tell me no spanking"
...and my very favorite:
"do Walmart sale Carmex?" (Yes, my friend, they most certainly do. And you better go get some, 'cause you're not getting any of mine.)
So you know I was delighted when I found out I could track the visits to my blog site (it's the 'Addfreestats' thing that blinks at the bottom of the left column on my blog). Snooping heaven!
But lo, have no fear, it's pretty confusing to interpret the results, so if you're visiting my blog 49 times a day, I probably don't know who you are. So stalk away. And, if you are a friend who SAYS you're reading my blog, just to make me STOP saying "READ MY BLAWWWWG!", it's ok. I can't tell who's who on the damn thing.
But, one fun thing I HAVE discovered I can do with my "Traffic Tracker" is to see which "Google Searches" have led people to my site. And if you're one of those people that found me through one of these searches...I don't care HOW you found me...keep reading!!!! 'Cause nothing makes me tingle with excitement like finding new comments on my BLAWWWWWG!
So, here they are, the Google Searches, for YOUR snooping pleasure!
"crazy baby stories" (Yeah, we've got those. You've come to the right place.)
"soft messy poop" (That too, unfortunately)
"mom of wild kids" (Must be my kindred spirit)
"keeps taking her diaper off"
"4 year old in diapers"
"quiet table"
"poop in plastic pants"
"solutions for soft messy poop"
"toddlers + candy + suckers + choking"
"silent UTI"
"soft messy poop" (Yes, AGAIN.)
"CRAZY MAMA" (You can only IMAGINE the OTHER sites that came up with that search)
"family dinner cartoons"
"don't tell me no spanking"
...and my very favorite:
"do Walmart sale Carmex?" (Yes, my friend, they most certainly do. And you better go get some, 'cause you're not getting any of mine.)
9 Comments:
Hello! I've been lurking for a few weeks now. I can't remember how I found your blog...must have been linked from someone else's somewhere. Anyway, just thought I'd let you know I'm here reading. I have 2 kids and live near St Louis and used to be a high school teacher, so we have lots in common. I look forward to the "fat fridays" because I'm dieting and it's soooo damn hard!
Keep writing!
Hi, I just wanted to say that I made it to your blog from a link on someone else's blog. Now I have a link to yours on mine. Which I just started by the way. I love your blog. Keep up the good work. By the way, the "four year old in diapers" thing I can relate to. When I met my husband, he had custody of his two kids ages two and four. Both of them were not potty trained. I had to work with both of them. If I remember correctly the thing that worked best was giving a small reward for each time the went "potty", but I'm sure you have already done that.
meowmix - I'm glad you're enjoying my "blog therapy"! Not sure how encouraging my 'fat fridays' really are, but I'll keep writing them until maybe they can be "Thin Thursdays", LOL.
stepmom - I've been stopping by your blog too (I always check out my commenters blogs, of course until I get so FAMOUS that I just can't keep up - HA. Anyway, not sure how "4 year old in diapers" really led anyone to my site, cause thankfully, I haven't had to deal with that one! Go back in my blogs a few weeks - I think titled "A topic you'll just love", and maybe another one or two if you want to read about my lovely potty training forays!
Meowmix - I live in the same area you do! :)
Hey Stacey - I use mybloglog - it's a great program. I got a hit on "stay puft marshmallow man" - beat that one! ROFLROFLROFL
What's Carmex?
Those sitemeters do reveal interesting facts. I am snoop too. My blog that was really born this week does not sport a sitemeter. However, I confess to clicking on others meters to find out where all the different people are located. Now, mind you this is not a stalking thing, but I still am amazed that we can all communicate so easily...at least when Blogger is functioning correctly.
To the Snoop from the Non-snoop:
How DO you live with yourself!? Ha! I think the difference is you are brave and I am a chicken. Plus, I would get caught. I am glad others are seeing the hilarity of your daily life that I have been enjoying for quite some time.
Loving all the fun comments today!
BUT...MRS. S!!! You've not heard of CARMEX? Oh, dear. As I have 9 tubes (possibly more) stashed around my house and car, and have mentioned it in my blogs more than is really necessary (even mention it on my profile - it's THAT important), let me inform you:
It is a delightful lip balm that comes in a tube or a charming enamel jar, and it contains delicious things that make your lips tingle, like menthol and camphor, along with salicylic acid (aspirin!), and quite possibly crack and heroin, because I have never been more addicted to anything ever. Even food. Heehee!
I found your blog using my tracker software; someone blogger-jumped from you to me.
Just FYI, sitemeter.com has a free counter/stats program that I found much easier than any other I tried. It shows you the city/state/country along with various other things, but I just found that much easier than IP addresses. And it does let you know how people found you.
My weirdest search ever? I am proud to declare myself #310 (and yes that means they looked that far) if you search the SWEDISH version of Google for "site:blogspot.com *"i wet my pants"* OR *"i wet myself"* OR "i peed on myself" (*'s added to slow down other perverts?)
Whatever!
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