I am feeling so SANE these past few days, I'm at a loss for any drama to share with you, bloggers! So, once again, I resort to random thoughts and ramblings.
1. I've been cheating on my Carmex with Neutrogena MoistureShine Lip Soother Cooling Hydragel in "Shimmer". It smells delightfully melon-y and is nice and glossy. Mmmmm, tingly lips. And for a woman who spends approximately $12 a year on makeup, it's $6 a tube - so I shall pace myself.
2. Last night was a big night in our house - the premiere of "Desperate Housewives"! Oh, how I love that show. And I love it even more now because last night, when Bree's new man was about to get DOWN and dirty, she sat up and said, "Stop! I don't do that! I'm a REPUBLICAN!", and then freaked out and went to the doctor, only to discover that she'd had her first big O. Bwaa-ha-ha-ha! Good grief, you Republicans out there - see how much fun we Democrats have been having?
3. Is it wrong to go from sample booth to sample booth at Sam's Club (kinda like a Costco, for those of you not from around these parts) and call it my children's morning snack?
4. After a hellish day of errands with my children, I rewarded myself with Starbucks...but instead of my usual 500 calorie Banana Caramel Frappuccino, I was a good girl and had a Light Caramel Frappuccino, tall, with no whipped cream, 140 calories! That's less than a 20 oz. bottle of soda, and it was actually pretty good!
5. I've begun calorie counting again, and it's gone well today. I also put on my tennis shoes with the intention of getting on the treadmill. I did not actually get ON the treadmill, but PEOPLE! I got the shoes on! That's the first step, right?
6. I am watching CSI Miami right now. David Caruso's character's name is Horatio, which my husband and I think is an insanely funny name for a main character. We love CSI night, because we get our kicks by responding to his always profound statements by making up other crazy "H" names and saying things like, "You GO, Hector", or "Way to give 'em hell, Horace." Anybody have some more "H" names to make our Monday night game more fun? And yes, I know, we are weird and need to find a better hobby than talking to the television and laughing hysterically at David Caruso's devastating profound-ness. "NO WORRIES, MA'AM. AND ERIC, THAT HUMMER DOESN'T LEAVE YOUR SIGHT." You totally rule, Heinrich.
7. G told L today, "You're NOT MY SISTER!" And L told G he was a "Shooey poop head". Ah, the sibling love. It just melts my heart.
8. I'm considering buying L one of those obnoxious shirts with an obnoxious phrase on it. I normally don't go for those (hello, WHY would you put your terribly behaved preschooler in a shirt that says 'I'm A Brat'?), but I'm making an exception with this one - it says "WARNING. I AM TWO." I also plan to order the "WARNING. I AM THREE" shirt for future use, because I don't think we'll be seeing a light at the end of the Tantrum Tunnel for quite some time.
So, that's about it for today. I will try to think up some witty and exciting blog material in my sleep tonight!
1. I've been cheating on my Carmex with Neutrogena MoistureShine Lip Soother Cooling Hydragel in "Shimmer". It smells delightfully melon-y and is nice and glossy. Mmmmm, tingly lips. And for a woman who spends approximately $12 a year on makeup, it's $6 a tube - so I shall pace myself.
2. Last night was a big night in our house - the premiere of "Desperate Housewives"! Oh, how I love that show. And I love it even more now because last night, when Bree's new man was about to get DOWN and dirty, she sat up and said, "Stop! I don't do that! I'm a REPUBLICAN!", and then freaked out and went to the doctor, only to discover that she'd had her first big O. Bwaa-ha-ha-ha! Good grief, you Republicans out there - see how much fun we Democrats have been having?
3. Is it wrong to go from sample booth to sample booth at Sam's Club (kinda like a Costco, for those of you not from around these parts) and call it my children's morning snack?
4. After a hellish day of errands with my children, I rewarded myself with Starbucks...but instead of my usual 500 calorie Banana Caramel Frappuccino, I was a good girl and had a Light Caramel Frappuccino, tall, with no whipped cream, 140 calories! That's less than a 20 oz. bottle of soda, and it was actually pretty good!
5. I've begun calorie counting again, and it's gone well today. I also put on my tennis shoes with the intention of getting on the treadmill. I did not actually get ON the treadmill, but PEOPLE! I got the shoes on! That's the first step, right?
6. I am watching CSI Miami right now. David Caruso's character's name is Horatio, which my husband and I think is an insanely funny name for a main character. We love CSI night, because we get our kicks by responding to his always profound statements by making up other crazy "H" names and saying things like, "You GO, Hector", or "Way to give 'em hell, Horace." Anybody have some more "H" names to make our Monday night game more fun? And yes, I know, we are weird and need to find a better hobby than talking to the television and laughing hysterically at David Caruso's devastating profound-ness. "NO WORRIES, MA'AM. AND ERIC, THAT HUMMER DOESN'T LEAVE YOUR SIGHT." You totally rule, Heinrich.
7. G told L today, "You're NOT MY SISTER!" And L told G he was a "Shooey poop head". Ah, the sibling love. It just melts my heart.
8. I'm considering buying L one of those obnoxious shirts with an obnoxious phrase on it. I normally don't go for those (hello, WHY would you put your terribly behaved preschooler in a shirt that says 'I'm A Brat'?), but I'm making an exception with this one - it says "WARNING. I AM TWO." I also plan to order the "WARNING. I AM THREE" shirt for future use, because I don't think we'll be seeing a light at the end of the Tantrum Tunnel for quite some time.
So, that's about it for today. I will try to think up some witty and exciting blog material in my sleep tonight!
5 Comments:
CPA Mom, those shirts are at Target. Silly Girl has one that says "It's my brother's fault." Poor Silly Boy, he did nothing wrong. Silly Girl also has one that says "Everyone loves a brown eyed girl."
Oh I have the best lip stuff ever. I blogged about it last year and got like 7 tubes for Christmas. Bath and Body Works is where you get it. It's called Mentha Lip Tint. It's absolutely fabulous!!!!!
Putting the shoes on so totally counts.
I don't understand most of the TV stuff you talk about, but hey - whatever, it makes you happy and it's somewhat entertaining. I think the yelling H names at the TV thing is the best part, though.
I think they need a T-Shirt that says "WARNING: HORMONES AHEAD!" - I'd so buy it.
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I'm thinking...Hahbatchi...you know, those small little grills....for the CSI guy...
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