My hormones are swinging from the chandeliers this week, and I can't seem to put together a well thought out, meaningful, entertaining post. So for stopping by today, you get:
THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF:
The springtime ant invasion, marching all over my kitchen counter. Solutions welcome.
Being too hot.
Being too cold.
Bacon grease popping on me as I try to cook supper.
The wind.
My hair blowing in my face.
Having to pee five times a night.
Wetting my pants every time I cough, sneeze, laugh, yell, move, or bend.
Losing stuff (like the phone...who put it in the damn CLOSET???? Oh wait. That was me.)every two minutes.
When Blogger screws up my spacing.
My husband's loud breathing.
Not being able to tie my shoes. Thank GOD for flip flop season and cheap Old Navy flip flops.
Dirty socks ALL OVER THE HOUSE. They somehow multiply like rabbits when I walk from one room to another...MORE SOCKS.
Being itchy. I am very itchy.
Stretch marks. I already have new ones...since the bottom and sides of my tummy were already covered, they have moved ABOVE my belly button now.
Re-runs on good TV nights.
Answering the phone. If you call me, be prepared for me to possibly bite your head off before my "nice" kicks in. It's out of my control right now.
There. I think that's it for now. Bah.
THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF:
The springtime ant invasion, marching all over my kitchen counter. Solutions welcome.
Being too hot.
Being too cold.
Bacon grease popping on me as I try to cook supper.
The wind.
My hair blowing in my face.
Having to pee five times a night.
Wetting my pants every time I cough, sneeze, laugh, yell, move, or bend.
Losing stuff (like the phone...who put it in the damn CLOSET???? Oh wait. That was me.)every two minutes.
When Blogger screws up my spacing.
My husband's loud breathing.
Not being able to tie my shoes. Thank GOD for flip flop season and cheap Old Navy flip flops.
Dirty socks ALL OVER THE HOUSE. They somehow multiply like rabbits when I walk from one room to another...MORE SOCKS.
Being itchy. I am very itchy.
Stretch marks. I already have new ones...since the bottom and sides of my tummy were already covered, they have moved ABOVE my belly button now.
Re-runs on good TV nights.
Answering the phone. If you call me, be prepared for me to possibly bite your head off before my "nice" kicks in. It's out of my control right now.
There. I think that's it for now. Bah.
Labels: Bitchy
14 Comments:
Things that PISS me off this week and I am not even pregnant:
Husbands loud snoring, breathing, yawning.
Neighbor riding motorcycle up and down road while Jenna is TRYING to sleep (OF course after dark is a great time to start the riding!)
ANTS taking over every room in my house! I would LOVE those solutions as well.
Not being able to find but one of the flip flops that I would like to wear.
Having to make any decision!
My mother-in-law (okay so what is new).
SO, Being Pissy must be in the air. JUST enjoy it. Remember those of us who love you and have been pregnant, do understand.
I'll trade you the ant invasion at your house for the ladybug invasion going on at mine... That, or I'll split a can of good chemicals with ya.
The peeing thing? Had it through both of my pregnancies too. And never since, thank God! (Okay maybe with really, really funny jokes...)
Hope things get better. If nothing else, I promise you that baby won't stay in there forever. :o)
My first thought was: Ants marching all over the counters can't be good for the cake business. You have every right to be pissy about that.
Number One thing pissing me off right now: Why don't people RSVP to children's birthday parties any more? WTF?
Had the same thing happen to me with the stretch marks - Ashley, below the belly button; Audrey, above. Good times.
I hate being cold too!
Ants: I'm with CPA Mom, when I had them a couple of years ago, the only thing that worked was calling a pest control company. It was well worth it though!
Hope things get better!
Ahh Stacey...I am with you on being pissed off at the ants. We live on an anthill my friend. I figured your list would be much longer. I know mine would be, so see there is a bright side. You don't get pissed off by as many things as I do. And I am not even prego.
I'll be pissed with you! GRRR EVERYTHING!
Donna, I was so trying to be nice! I agree, something must have come up and she couldn't get into the details. HA HA. Just kidding Stacey. Maybe....
Things that pissed me off today specifically? THE WIND. I have long hair and it hurts like hell when you get in your car and promptly close the door on your hair. And also, MY JOB. I'm totally hating my job right now and the sad part about is, I have no idea why.
Grrrr, hormones. Mine are raging too.
Ummm I can totally agree with most of the things on your list and I'm not dealing with hormones right now! Hope things get better for you soon :-)
I had the same thing happen to me with the stretch marks. I'm still pissed about it.
I wanna play, too! Things that piss me off:
Those "heely's" shoes...you know...the ones that LOOK like normal tennis shoes but they have wheels on them? HATE.THEM.
My blood pressure.
Not having enough time to comment every time you blog.
People who ask me to do something and then end up doing it themselves because I didn't get it done in a nano-second.
Okay. I'm finished.
Are the ants itty bitty ants? Or are the ants big gigantic carpenter ants? We diminished itty bitty "sugar" ants by improving the weathering stripping on our kitchen door. For years, we also had big ugly carry-away your house carpenter ants. We finally got rid of the carpenter ants by cutting down a rotting apple tree outside our home. The carpenter ants used to enter our house via the phone line from the apple tree. You could actually see thousands of the critters heading towards our home on the phone line. You could almost hear them sing. "We are marching to Molly's house." Good luck in your battles with the ants.
I totally feel ya!
Things that irritate me...
My husband asks me the other night..."What, are you like 12 weeks now?"
Ahhh...no...18...thanks...
What a goof...
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