What's for dinner the week after you have a baby?
First, a nice appetizer of Milk of Magnesia, followed by a Prune Juice Chaser.
Next, a three course meal consisting of: One Hormone Induced Crying Jag, Two Cracked Nipples, and for a nice finish, a hefty dose of Percocet.
If you feel dinner leaves a little something to be desired, be glad you get THIS for dessert:
Yum.
Labels: post-partum
